Laughter is the best medicine....

Thought that this landscape filled with races of finding multibaggers, value stocks, reading highly opiniated people ( which inludes me too), grim stories of losses etc, should be sprinkled with humour...

So have decided to start this thread where one can post jokes and other fun stuff

Over to all you guys...

 

After the grand success of 'Koffee with Karan".... Star plus is coming with 3 new shows,
1- Tea with Modi
2- Cerelac with Rahul
3- Cough Syrup with Kejriwal

Thank God....
Morarjee Desai is dead

 

Japanese PM Abe to PM Modi " i came to India for you"

Modi's reply

"Same here. Came to India for you"

 

This is best cartoon

 

Humour in the market, even as it is getting disastrous

Stock and Shares Definitions

BSE : Bombay Se Exit
NSE : Nation Se Exit
F/O : Future Over
NIFTY : No Income For This Year
PE : Plunge Endless
EBITDA : Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
HNI : Has No Idea
PMS : Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP : Suicide by Investing Patiently.

 

BHEL @ Nse is cheaper than Bhel at Shivsagar

 

Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is way additional contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. Once laughter is shared, it binds folks along and will increase happiness and intimacy. Laughter conjointly triggers healthy physical changes within the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and shield you from the damaging effects of stress. better of all, this invaluable medication is fun, free, and straightforward to use.

 

At one point Vijay Mallya had piles of cash ( public cash ofcourse). Now the cash is gone and only the Piles remain.

This condition is medically called King Fissure!!!!

 

Please don't forget that Mr. Vijay Mallya has been known as "Liquor King". So, one sip and all problems over. He has also been known as "King of good times". Although, he has proved to be "King of bad times" for others, he will continue to be "King of good times" for himself.

 

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Gandhi is known as the ' father of the nation' .... Does it make him the father? Nehru known as Chacha Nehru. My kids dont want to know a damn about this so called chacha of theirs... Kalam matters more and the question they have is why isnt childrens day not on Kalam's birthday

 

Unforunately, Kalam Sir does not have any political supporters. He proved to be a good President. But he was not favorite of politicians.

 

Actually it was fortunate that he was not a favorite of politicians. Thats the reason he is popular and an idol to the young Indians.

 

Since cricket fever is on.....

Try to answer this if u are a real cricket buff...... Using minimum number of clues !!!

Clue no : 1 - in a historic match between india and england , he served as the captain of the team...


Clue no : 2 - he was the opening bowler in that match




Clue no: 3- he was also the opening batsman in that match



Clue no: 4- he is the one who bowled the last ball of the innings



Clue no :5- he was the one who faced the last ball of the innings

Still u dont get it..... Ooops......




Clue no:6- he took the last wicket of the innings




Clue no:7- he was named the man of the match in that particular game ....


Dont get it still... Well atleast after this easy one




Clue no:8 - he won the match for his team by hitting a sixer off the last ball..... WHO IS HE?



Clue no:9- he was the captain in his debut match...


Not yet??? !!!!


Ok let us see the answer......


It is .....


Aamir Khan in Lagaan


I am also searching for the guy who sent me this....

 

Brilliant, And I actually thought you were joking

 

A private employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation. It was very beautiful but didn't have a carrier at the back, so he requested to get one fixed.

When the cycle came back it had the carrier fitted, but he noticed that now the stand was not there. So he asked about the missing stand.

Organisation said: There is only one thing is possible in private job - either CAREER or STAND. If you take a stand, your CAREER will be finished, and if you want to make a CAREER, never take a STAND.

Dedicated to all private sector employees.

 

I really do not wish to get into more arguments with you but to add to the humor I would say that in this age of bicycles and cars why would anybody join a company that offers bicycle. I would not do it. Hence I would not need to worry about CAREER and I can always take a STAND.

 

So when did you stop working?

 

Why are you interested in knowing about a narcissist, delusional, ignorant human being whose serious comments on corporate governance make you laugh. A person with so extensive technical knowledge of banking industry, legal framework , audit rules should not be spending time like this.