Laughter is the best medicine....

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  1. Srouta Mukherjee

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    My favourite

     
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    Address this gyan about you to those who wish to look upto you ( and i notice there is already a recent addition to your fan club).

    Now when I choose to reply to a specific post i click the 'reply' button at the bottom of the message so that the message replied to appears in the box. Just like I am doing now to yours.

    In this instance I chose to or rather had to respond to polluting messages. Common sense indicates which these are. A hint for you though is : look at messages posted after I reset the objective. My post pasted below should help you realise when I actually restored the objective

    Like I have said before - IT's NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU MISTER. Actually for me its never about anybody in here. Its about the content. Something quite alien to you i sense.

    Introspect - certainly no need for me.

    And hey you indeed dont jump to conclusions about anybody's objective. Even in this instance you didnt. @darth : I hope I sound convincing when i say this?
     
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    Good of you to contribute. Hope there is no further need to restore the objective!!!
     
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    A cop pulls over a car in the middle of the night:

    -Sir, do you realize how badly your car was swerving between lanes?

    -I've had 8 drinks, officer.

    -That's no excuse to let your wife drive.

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    DivorceHilarious
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    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his english wasnt perfect they got along very well.

    One day he rushed to the solicitor's and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions:

    Have u any grounds?

    Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home

    No, i mean what is the foundation of this case

    It made of concrete

    I dont think u understand. Does either of u have a real grudge

    No, we have a carport and not need one

    I mean what are ur relations like

    All my relations are in Poland

    Is there any infidelity in ur marriage

    We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player

    Does ur wife beat u up

    No i always up before her

    Is ur wife a nagger

    No she white

    Why do u want this divorce

    She going to kill me

    What makes u think that

    I got proof

    What kind of proof

    She going to poison me
    She bought a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English well and it say:

    POLISH REMOVER!!!!!

    Dont laugh alone

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    One interesting word in English.

    Oxymoron:

    An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

    Here are some funny oxymorons :

    1) Clearly Misunderstood
    2) Exact Estimate
    3) Small Crowd
    4) Act Naturally
    5) Found Missing
    6) Fully Empty
    7) Pretty Ugly
    8) Seriously Funny
    9) Only Choice
    10) Original Copies
    11) Open Secret
    12) Tragic Comedy
    13) Foolish Wisdom
    14) Liquid Gas

    And people say the Mother of all Oxymorons is-

    15) "Happily Married"
     
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    Good one :)
     
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    Too good!
     
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    Joke :
    एक नई APP आई है..
    एक घंटा नही छुओ तो,
    मोबाइल से आवाज आती है..
    मालिक, जिन्दा हो या चल बसे..

    A new APP has just been introduced in the market.
    If the mobile owner does not use his mobile for at least one hour,
    the mobile will ask him "Sir, Are you still alive or have passed away?"
     
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    The following message was forwarded to me by a friend who received it from his friend. None of us know the real creator of this message:

    PM Modi Sahab,

    Aapki hukumat mein ajeeb kash me kash se guzar rahi zindagi.

    Dal kha nahi sakte aur ghosth khane nahi dete

    Upar se Sauchalaya par Sauchalaya banate jaa rahe hai

    Are bhai
    Khayega India tabhi to Jayega India.
     
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    I have deleted the joke for my friend who was my ex-boss. It sounded offensive and a bit sexist. Apologies
     
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    Once there were two donkeys. Jolu and Bholu. Jolu was the boss of Bholu. Then Jolu decided to leave his job in Chennai and go back to America. Bholu also left his job. And Jolu and Bholu became best of friends.

    The best things in life are simple and true friendship survives all odds.
     
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    I thought this thread was for posting jokes and similar material which can make forum members laugh.
     
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    I am sorry if you did not laugh. This is a very heartfelt humor from me. I will try to do better, if I ever try or get into the mood. till then other members can share their humor.
     
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    ₹33K crore is peanuts for Reliance

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